I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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