I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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