loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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