in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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