I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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