So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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