Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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