I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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