The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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