Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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