yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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