But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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