Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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