She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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