You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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