And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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