Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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