walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We left an ass print on the piano.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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