I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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