So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
