So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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