i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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