Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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