I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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