She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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