My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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