I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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