Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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