Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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