ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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