you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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