Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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