it wasn't lemon gatorade
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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