oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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