I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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