All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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