i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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