so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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