he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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