Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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