No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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