no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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