id be glad to
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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