You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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