STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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