Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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