..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We are two peas in an std pod
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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