He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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