Jerry, you need to find god
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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