dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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