a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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