k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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