I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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