If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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