I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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